Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
It's Friday. Sex?
My girlfriend went down on me and as she did she hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber...I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
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