Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
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