Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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