I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
if i died would you start the facebook group?
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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