Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Randomize
