Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
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