Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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