My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
my sisters under your porch take her home
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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