He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
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