Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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