Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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