I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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