I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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