According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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