On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
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