Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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