pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
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