But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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