Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Come share oat with me in your robe
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
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