is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Randomize
