i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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