The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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