I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
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