you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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