I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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