"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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