Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
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