Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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