this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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