he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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