I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
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