Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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