So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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