Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
Acid is not a monday night drug
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
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