We're facebook friends in real life
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
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