I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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