So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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