But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
What a dumb baby whore.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
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