i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
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