worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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