my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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