grandma shit on top of the toilet
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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