He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I am naked and annoyed.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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