Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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