DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
Everything about him screamed your future.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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