question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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