i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
Randomize
