Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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