just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
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