Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
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