Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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