Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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