It's like God shit irony all over that family
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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