Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
