it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Randomize
